Signs the selfie craze has gone too far #1

The Selfie Toaster.

This is the appliance that indelibly brands its owner’s image onto a slice of bread.

Only available from Hammacher Schlemmer, the toaster uses custom heating inserts crafted from a submitted headshot photograph. A subject‘s full facial details are converted into twin removable stainless steel inserts, allowing its heating elements to brown light or dark likenesses of the subject onto one side of toast, removing any question as to the ownership of the next two slices. The toaster comes with one Hammacher Schlemmer insert as an example of how the toaster operates. Selfie inserts will be sent separately approximately two weeks after the customer uploads a high-resolution digital image to the manufacturer online using the included instructions.

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