Women only have eyes for the big boys???

In a new and definitive scientific study on penis size sure to have global repercussions, a team of Australian National University researchers have put male genitalia under the microscope.

“To put it bluntly, if you are short and pear-shaped a large penis is not going to increase your attractiveness’’

In a nutshell, the research shows that penis size directly correlates with a man’s attractiveness to women. For some that may be bad enough news, but it gets worse – even the longest penis inspected by the women in the study may not be big enough.

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