Italian media reported that the man was “unable to extricate himself from the woman due to suction” after a dreamy romp turned into a nightmare.

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I just had to include this.  I just love the images they select to illustrate stories like these.

And, believe it or not,  this story was on the front page – above ISIL , Ebola and whatever happened to flight MH 370?

This one is from the same article reposted in the Telegraph. ;-)596405-e1f0da38-5656-11e4-a9cd-a4f9913bad66